I haven’t even been 24 for a month yet I suffer from tendinitis not just in one but two wrists (computer, not trick related), an upset stomach from overly spicy P.F. Changs which I’m sure is to be followed by heartburn, a toothache that won’t quit do to stress-related teeth grinding, and an eye that hurts each time I blink (or seductively wink).

Right now I’m sitting on a chair on top of a wooden crate because while I was on vacation my chair was jacked by a new employee and never replaced.
Something tells me it’s neither helping me with my posture nor my relevancy in this office. I can’t even leap up to do work because it’d probably result in splinters + an ambulance trip and surely that couldn’t be considered ergonomic/economic.

Anyway I vote for early retirement because if this is what it’s like at this age, I can’t even imagine what ailments I’d suffer from when I’m 65 and still working towards a depleted social security system.