Decrepit
Thanks for breaking my back, MUNI!
I was riding the MUNI train today thinking about how much my back hurt just barely pressing up against the seat when the train came to a sudden halt, causing me to lurch forward, then slam back into the seat. The Chinese man next to me went, “Ai yo!” and several people clamored in their [...]
You can now reach me at deathspiral@travelcompany.com
So, for those who don’t know/haven’t guess, I work in travel. We’ll just call my company Travel Company but you could probably figure it out if you paid attention. Travel Company is a privately owned, small tour operator that runs group tours to weird places. Being a small company and being as how the nature [...]
A txt msg convo
Sad-Sigh fanbase - all 6 of you - Let me transcribe for you guys a text message conversation I had with my roommate, the illustrious J. Lopez this weekend. Please note that I received the first message shortly after she arrived in West Palm Beach for vacation.
J: Fractured foot. Have cast. Spent my day in [...]
Wanky Eye
I came home tonight after having a rare “night” “out” and was greeted by my mom who looked at me and said “She finally returns” quickly followed by “You put eye makeup on?” What’s sad about that is:
A) I usually don’t bother with makeup except for “fancy” occasions because of numerous failed attempts to put [...]
Mosquito nets + Malaria pills = Fun
Before heading to India I got all sorts of shots and vaccinations but the disease I was most worried about was malaria since I am prone to mosquito bites. Both Daniel and I opted for Mefloquine tablets (even though he said I’d be his bug repellent) to help fight off malaria if exposed to it. [...]