Decrepit
Building Woes
So I moved to a new office building and despite the nice view of the bay - I can see planes take off and land at SFO - there are a few things that are a bit unnerving about the actual facilities:
1) All three elevator permits expired in 2006 and there are stories that [...]
What ails ye?
On a whim, I went back into our archives and looked up everything in the category ‘decrepit’.
From the post ‘Utterly, Disgustingly Decrepit’:
Then lo, this morning, I woke up by getting a Charlie horse in my right calf muscle. It was so fucking painful I wanted to die.
So now I’m limping on BOTH SIDES of my [...]
Flents
This is a Meta-Sad-Sigh.
As I was looking around my room for things for me to Sad Sigh about, I happened to see the eye patch sitting on my desk that I bought because I thought the guy on the box was kinda hot.
You can see a picture of it right here:
As you can see, he’s [...]
Inadvertently Insulting
Today our CEO declared it “girl’s day” before handing out free samples of skin care product to all of us out in the open area. We accepted each gift with a meager thanks, as these charitable gifts come occasionally and randomly. I thought nothing of it, having tried the product before, unable to notice a [...]
Killing me softly with his snot
It’s no secret dogs are my one true source of joy. Pretty much any dog will make me gasp in pure delight. I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve trained my eye to seek out those cute little creatures no matter where I go. There have even been times when I’ve prematurely let out “Awwwws” [...]