
Shit happens when it’s cold, midnight, and ABC.com is making you watch the same Suave ad in between those moments on Lost where the music gets really loud to indicate a commercial break is coming.

Shit happens when it’s cold, midnight, and ABC.com is making you watch the same Suave ad in between those moments on Lost where the music gets really loud to indicate a commercial break is coming.
I watch too much hockey. Today I found myself watching a game between that yellow and gold Boston team and that team that plays in Newark. What are they called?
Anyway, point being… I’m a big ol’ homo, so I shouldn’t be this obsessive about sport, particularly about Canadian sport. I realized this when I was listening to my new Lonely Island CD on my way to the gym, (where I watched hockey, natch), and a song came on that pretty much summed up my feelings on the subject.
Oh yeah, and I just spent the last hour reading recaps of every single game that was played today. I’m that cool.
So, I Wikipedia’d Meme yesterday, specifically looking for the definition of an internet meme. Suffice it to say that it led to one of the shameful Wiki Death Spirals that happen once in a while, (you know it… when you start looking up one thing on Wikipedia: Lexicon of Everything True, and then it leads to clicking on a related link or term, and then another, and another, and somehow they always lead back to the US Senate for me).
This particular Wiki Death Spiral went from meme (cultural ideas, symbols or practices passed along in a viral, and evolutionary manner), to internet memes (the hamster dance, &c), to ‘All Your Base Are Belong To Us‘ (I… have no words. YouTube it. Spread the meme). Needless to say, when AYBABTU came out in the early part of the decade, me and many other 19 year-olds thought that the internet could not possibly surpass this genius creation. This was before Wikipedia itself. Before blogging, (read: Sad.Sigh), before YouTube, before the Book of Face. Hell… I’m pretty sure this was even before Muffin Films, (GOD. Remember those??). Needless to say, the internet has far exceeded my meager expectations. (Although, I’m sure we all miss Audio Satellite.)
The point being, I’ve had the techno version of ‘All Your Base Are Belong To Us’ stuck in my head for the last 26 hours, and would like it out, please.
I got an email from my mom yesterday asking when I was going back home (after having been gone nearly a week) and when I responded, “I don’t know” I promptly got an email that read, “Um, I’d better call Shiao-Chen to give ‘Cash’ to Angela so we will all have freedom to be anywhere :).”
Shiao-Chen is my mom’s friend who has a friend who is giving away her apricot poodle because she supposedly can’t keep it anymore. Cash is the poodle’s name; and I have been teased about her upcoming arrival to our place for several months already. At first, we were supposed to get the dog around November, and then December, and then after Presidents Day. Supposedly, they’re flying back from Taiwan some time this month to bring Cash to the U.S. to us.
There has been some doubt about whether or not we should bother adopting Cash and I, desperately wanting a dog, have argued that a year in the U.S. is better than another year in Taiwan being somewhat neglected (the current caretakers have four kids and Cash’s brother). My parents argue that with us out and about all the time it’d be too difficult to own a dog and be able to travel. So, rather than saying she wants me to come home, my mom feels the need to taunt me about Cash.
As an adult, I’ve already been tricked by the notion of them getting another dog – my mom claimed when we cleaned her house, she’d get another dog. We did that, and then she sold the house. Sigh. Oh to be old and living at home begging for a dog like I’m a kid again.
I should be writing a Sad Sigh about how 3″ of snow has virtually killed Seattle, causing buses to attempt to fly and causing me to wait 40 minutes in 20F weather this morning as bus after packed bus passed me because King County Metro can’t get its fucking act together. I could also talk about how SAND and SALT are not the same things and how whiny Seattlites get when I point out that a little NaCL spread nice and thick on our roads would prevent buses from trying to fly. They say “But it’s baaaaad for the environnnnmenttttt.” It snows 3 days a year here at most and you know what else is bad for the environment? Cities. 3 days of laying down some damn salt isn’t going to kill all the trees in the Evergreen State.
Anyway, that’s not why I’m writing. I’m writing because as I was one of the few people who could make it into work today, it was a pretty slow day and on slow days I mostly futz around with AdWords copy and surf around “learning” about CSS and javascript. And then it occurred to me as I mistyped a .com. Someone needs to create a new domain.
Then we could be sad-sigh.vom