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Happy Valentine’s Day
Conversation with an Ex with Whom It Ended Badly - Part the 2nd
So, this has really got to stop happening….
I ran into that guy AGAIN today. Actually, more precisely, I ran into his daughter in the ladies room at the local bookstore. She looked me up and down and said “Oh. You. Hi!”
“Hello…” I responded. “Nice to see you.” I then [...]
An attempt to exercise
About a month ago I generously received a free bike to use at my leisure in San Francisco. I was excited because that meant I could a) get around without having to walk everywhere, b) save money by not taking the bus, and c) get some exercise that doesn’t involve me walking uphill 30 min [...]
Like Tree Trunks
For those of you not living in the greater LA or NY areas, Barney’s, that bastion of fancy clothings for liberal elites, hosts a semi-annual warehouse sale in which gay things like suits, scarves, designer jeans, and men are on steep discount. I mean steep. We’re talking 80%-90% here. That being said, when the suit [...]
hello
We just turned 3. And in the meantime I’ve apparently turned 20 again.
Older generations look upon ours with scorn. They say we’ve been brought up with the expectation that no matter how little effort we put into life it is our right to become rich and famous by our late 20’s. Which, in my case, [...]