This is an old picture of mine. I took it back in 2005. But it’s hilarity, and Sad.Sigh potential have never faded. This was taken at a public school in Central Harlem.
Don’t you love grammar??
You have no idea…
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Category Archives: Failure
CBD: Update 2
Truly Sad when your blind date cancels on you on the day-of. I bet it’s because he saw ‘Sun’ and thought I was Asian as well.
Sigh.
(In all fairness, I got a very nice e-mail from him explaining why he had to cancel – work stuff – and with his contact information in case I wanted to reschedule.)
What ails ye?
On a whim, I went back into our archives and looked up everything in the category ‘decrepit’.
From the post ‘Utterly, Disgustingly Decrepit’:
Then lo, this morning, I woke up by getting a Charlie horse in my right calf muscle. It was so fucking painful I wanted to die.
So now I’m limping on BOTH SIDES of my lower half. Nothing is healing and I have to walk the 1.5 miles into town today to get something signed by my dissertation advisor. It’s going to be a long, slow, painful penguin walk.
There were a multitude of these from 2006-2007. However, it appears that our physical calamity has evaporated and been replaced by ennui.
You guys. Boredom and melancholy are dull. Let’s hurt ourselves! Otherwise, we fail at finding the funny in the sad (read: broken extremities), even more than we fail at life in general.
Down in the Dumps
Today I got dumped by someone I wasn’t even aware I was dating.
‘Nuff said.
Another One Bites the Dust
Another of my close friends from high school got engaged this week.
This leaves me to wonder two things:
1. Will I be the only unmarried bitch at the 10 year high school reunion (well, that’s IF I were going, which I am most certainly NOT)
2. Am I the only person who still enjoys casual sex?
I defer to the expert opinions on both counts of my fellow Sad-Sighers.