Funny Yet Sad
Here comes the (headless) bride
Needless to say, Lesley and I were both delighted by this masterpiece we discovered. It was sitting on top of a trash can in front of a liquor store, head totally not in sight. What’s not represented in the photo is the array of champagne glasses tied to this centerpiece.
I like to think that [...]
I’ll miss these interactions
Too lazy to use words to express her desire to dismiss me, my mom resorted to making a space laser noise.
Me: You’re like a big kid, making noises.
Mom: (Staring at me for a moment) My double chin disappeared and went on your face!
Me: You’re like a rude, big kid.
Mom: (laughs)
Looking like the octo-mom on a sunday morning
So last night I had planned to stay in and relax, watch the RuPaul’s Drag Race Reunion show, and figure out a plan for my life - yes, all in one night. But in a quarter life crisis haze (”in a few years i’ll be too old to go out!”) I decided to meet up [...]
Only Allowed in Public if in a Bubble
Soumeya and I took some time out of our busy day yesterday to see the Yves Saint Laurent collection at de Young museum and as I looked at the evening gowns and tuxedo suits without any attention to detail, I became very aware of a noxious odor drifting into my nostrils. I turned to Soumeya [...]
Sad.Sigh Down Under - Parts 10 and 11
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! It’s my favorite holiday, and I found myself actually searching all of rural New Zealand for a turkey, some mashed potato casserole, cranberries, and a pumpkin pie. To no avail. It was sad. But, alas, it’s no longer T’Giving, so, Sigh.
11.26.08 - Queenstown - ADVENTURE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!!
The moniker is their’s [...]