Funny Yet Sad
The Wisdom of Janitors.
Proof that I don’t know anything about anything?
Our custodian at work, Tyrone, a 35-year old Jamaican man, and I had the following conversation the other day about the tanking economy*:
DT: Hey Tyrone, how’s it going?
Tyrone: Ayrie, not too good, not too good.
DT: Sorry to hear that.
Tyrone: You know, I checked me Money Market deother day. [...]
CBD - Update V
Went on my first Crazy Blind Date last week.
It was fun. We met at Flatiron Lounge, (a butt-ass expensive bar in the Flatiron, natch), and we shook hands, got a seat at the bar, and I got a Scotch. Usually a signifier of a good evening.
Here’s the thing. I’ve already pretty much come to the [...]
More Reasons to Keep My Damn Mouth Shut
I spent a long, long day at Bumbershoot, Seattle’s excellent arts, comedy and music festival, where we saw many, many excellent bands. My friend EZ and I had decided to see the guys from Human Giant as our comedy selection, but it turned out David Cross was a surprise addition to the comedy lineup. [...]
Do NOT Sad.Sigh this.
A Text Message Conversation:
Grace: How much would it take for you to run your tongue around in phelps’ mouf?
Dennis: A lot. But I might lick his outie for free. Do NOT sadsigh this.
Grace: Do you think if yuo licked the roof of his mouth you could feel both sides of his teeth?
Dennis: Yes.
Well, there [...]
You have no idea…
This is an old picture of mine. I took it back in 2005. But it’s hilarity, and Sad.Sigh potential have never faded. This was taken at a public school in Central Harlem.
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