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Would you like some cheese with my whine?

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So, this is going to be a boring post where basically all I’m going to do is whine. There you go, that’s my warning. Grace said it’ll make me not want to die so much, so I’ll give it a try.

I don’t know why I jumped from one job that I constantly complained about right into another. My last job I loved my work but hated the people. This job the people are nice but the work isn’t quite matched with my skillset or interest, which I should’ve known but I was just determined to get a new job. I think I want out of the non-profit arts, start-up mentality world. I think I need a “get well” job even though I’m not in rehab or anything. Maybe working at a cute little bookstore in the Castro where I can’t take any work home with me, and have time to really focus on my social life (priorities, bitch!) and some creative projects on the side.

I was home in San Jose last weekend and out at this gay club called Splash and I realized San Jose gays are weird! But then I started thinking what if I just stayed in San Jose, and grew into one of them; shaved my head, got a tattoo on my neck and still plucked my eyebrows. Maybe I would fit in? They seemed so happy…

Nah, I’m much more of the trashed out, drugged up, screaming queen San Francisco type. Or maybe I should move to the desert like I’ve been feeling so compelled to do for some reason (I wonder what desert gays are like?!)

All I know is I need more excitement in my life. While I was at Splash dancing with some guy that I didn’t even like who left HIS SWEAT STAINS ON MY SHIRT, my best friend was texting me about her threesome with 2 Aussie guys in Las Vegas. Bitch.

Hmm, my wanting-to-die meter went down from like an 8 to a 7. Maybe you’re right about this sad.sigh posting thing, Grace.;) Sorry guys, you might just be hearing more from me in the next few days…

Don’t try to make a getaway on a motorbike with someone you just met

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Ok, so I’ve noticed that all my titles seem more like advice to some trashy 2 year old. But whatever.

So, I was out with this guy (that I’m really not into but he doesn’t stop texting and I was kind of bored so I decided to just meet up with him again), and he wanted to meet up with his cousin and friend at this roof top restaurant. I was hesitant at first, but I’m glad I did because they were much cuter! So, we get drunk (as assumed) and among other things I drop my phone off the balcony. But that isn’t the sad-sigh part, because it wasn’t broken. So, the night goes on and I get irritated at my friend for some reason or another and find it appropriate to take his friend home instead. So, in a sneaky get away the cuter friend said he would take me home on his motorbike while his friends went to another bar. All seemed to be going well, I had a good buzz going which made me love the wind against my face on the ride home. Then, we reach an unexpected security check point and have to pull over. I find out this guy only has his “student liscence” (don’t worry he’s 26, i’m not a pedaphile), and the police impound his motor bike right on the spot! I even try to bribe the police, but to no avail. So, the fun was all over in a snap- my new cuter friend was a little upset and went home. Hopefully he will get his motorbike out of lock down tomorrow morning. But I felt like God was watching me and being a cockblock. But I’d like to think maybe s/he was just helping me out in the longrun from something horrible happening, telling me don’t try to make a getaway on a motorbike with someone you just met.