God Hates Me
Heat waves hate me
If heat waves loved me, they would occur on their own time without inconveniencing me in any manner. Unfortunately, heat waves hate me so they’re pretty into making sure they’re going to happen wherever I’m going. After the Pacific Northwest I thought nothing could be that bad - but of course hot weather had to [...]
Conversation with an Ex with Whom It Ended Badly - Part the 2nd
So, this has really got to stop happening….
I ran into that guy AGAIN today. Actually, more precisely, I ran into his daughter in the ladies room at the local bookstore. She looked me up and down and said “Oh. You. Hi!”
“Hello…” I responded. “Nice to see you.” I then [...]
You can now reach me at deathspiral@travelcompany.com
So, for those who don’t know/haven’t guess, I work in travel. We’ll just call my company Travel Company but you could probably figure it out if you paid attention. Travel Company is a privately owned, small tour operator that runs group tours to weird places. Being a small company and being as how the nature [...]
Sad.Sigh Down Under - Part 9
11.25.08 - Queenstown - ADVENTURE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Dudes. It is EXTREME down here in Queenstown.
Or at least that’s what the marketing would have you know.
I awake at 5:45am, (blerg), to head out for my skydive, (glurg), only to learn that it has been canceled on account of the weather. Curse you, RAAAAAAIIIIIIIN!!!!!!! (shakes fist) [...]
Sad.Sigh Down Under - Parts 1, 2 and 3
Yay! Blogging from afar! (G - we need a Sad.Sigh Abroad category.)
11.15.08 - NYC, Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.
But first, a small tangent. So, prior to my departure from JFK to SYD, I’d received a text message from my Magic Phone Panel telling me that they were disbanding the panel immediately, and that my phone [...]