Makes Me Wanna Die
Happy Valentine’s Day
Let this be a lesson, Sad Sighers
This afternoon, I come to share the news that honorary Sad Sigh writer Morrissey collapsed and was taken to the hospital, causes unknown.
Speculation abounds! What could have toppled the former Smith’s lead singer, responsible for lyrics such as “I’ve a shyness that is criminally vulgar” and “life is a pigsty” and “life has killed [...]
More lushy than I am…
Moths like white wine.
They really really like it.
I know this because I left a glass with a tiny bit of white wine on my coffee table last night, and when I went to put it in the sink I looked down and saw 4 dead moths in it.
I screamed.
Hot weather sucks
One of the bad things about not having an office to go to is being unable to escape the daytime heat whenever there’s some horrendous heat wave that strikes without warning. There’s nothing worse than being trapped at home all day wearing nothing but a wife beater and underwear, slaving over a hot stove all [...]
You can now reach me at deathspiral@travelcompany.com
So, for those who don’t know/haven’t guess, I work in travel. We’ll just call my company Travel Company but you could probably figure it out if you paid attention. Travel Company is a privately owned, small tour operator that runs group tours to weird places. Being a small company and being as how the nature [...]