Observations
We’re not in Los Angeles City anymore, Toto
One of the things I found maddening about L.A. was the sheer number of people roaming the streets midday. I’m not talking about the homeless or even a recently laid off individual, I’m talking about the “kept” people whose spouses are so rich they never have to work a day in their life. My numerous [...]
Which moretti do you choose?
Today I found myself home alone and watching bad t.v. That isn’t uncommon but what made it worse were the texts I got from my brother who is currently taking over my old life in California. Ok so he is not quite taking it over since we share a lot of the same friends (although [...]
The Work-A-Day World
Let me walk you through my routine at work as I believe everyone can agree it’s pretty Sad Sigh worthy.
I get in to my office and unlock my door. It’s true, I have my very own office with a door, and yet it doubles as a storage closet and so I have to essentially [...]
Jerks.
To whom it may concern:
I find it disconcerting that I take the time and energy, after a severe amount of writer’s block, and a rare lack of personal time caused by excessive dating, that the people who begged me to write 4 posts in one day, who shall remain nameless, do not care to comment [...]
Fatties fetch fat fish
The news story here was that a dude caught a record-breaking 21 pound, 1 ounce catfish using his granddaughter’s Barbie fishing pole. But really, wouldn’t a smaller fish have sufficed? Did they really have to be all stereotypical American and catch a supersized one: