Observations
Fatties fetch fat fish
The news story here was that a dude caught a record-breaking 21 pound, 1 ounce catfish using his granddaughter’s Barbie fishing pole. But really, wouldn’t a smaller fish have sufficed? Did they really have to be all stereotypical American and catch a supersized one:
Quirks of living at home
Yes, at the ripe ol’ age of 26 and after eight years of living away, I have moved home. It is the sacrifice I had to make to finally get the fuck out of L.A. before my future journeys lead me out of San Jose (Sunnyvale, technically, because my parents sold their house two years [...]
What ails ye?
On a whim, I went back into our archives and looked up everything in the category ‘decrepit’.
From the post ‘Utterly, Disgustingly Decrepit’:
Then lo, this morning, I woke up by getting a Charlie horse in my right calf muscle. It was so fucking painful I wanted to die.
So now I’m limping on BOTH SIDES of my [...]
Attacked by vipers
…who were viping and vashing our office vindows. And I wasn’t really attacked, more like I was driving by and had just rolled down my windows in anticipation of swiping my parking access card, when I read a sign: Caution, men working above. And right at that moment, splat, water hit my windshield and my [...]
Hot as Murder. MURDER!
O. M. G. You guys. It’s hot as MURDER in New York.
Listen, I know what Californians consider hot, and let me tell you, being able to fry an egg on the sidewalk is nothing compared to being able to fry an egg on the sidewalk, and seasoning it with your own [...]