Observations
Thrive–or else.
Walking through the MUNI station today I almost couldn’t contain my anger over a certain health insurance company, that happens to be my own and its obnoxious ad campain. First of all, Kaiser has to be the most smug health insurance company in the world. So demanding, always insisting that I “thrive.” What if I [...]
Spam - next great novel?
If I were to piece together all the nonsensical junk emails I got would I uncover the next novel sure to be covered on your AP English summer reading list?
twice
“At least tell me if that nigger Hezekiah really does know where Miserys father is!
Annie put it on the mantel below the picture of the Arc [...]
The Charms of Orange County
I am currently living in Orange County. While the situation is lamentable and well worth a sad sigh in its own right, this past weekend my level of disgust rose so high that I almost took out an innocent 16-year old cashier at a bagel joint.
It all started innocently enough, but what can I say, [...]
Back Pickup Lines 101
Here in Seattle, it has turned to autumn and the men appear to be restless.  I realise this is Sad Sigh and not Sex and the City but I *am* the girl who blogged about chafing after sex on a beach, so indulge me.
I spent Saturday in debauched carousing with my friend Eden first at [...]
Um… Race!
I know that I’m amongst a few elitist literary snobs, (some of whom don’t even live in the United States! *shock*), but I’m hoping at least one other person caught the premiere of Survivor: Cook Islands. That’s the one where the contestants are segregated into four tribes - by race. Awesome. I spent the entire [...]