Out of My League

Pedophilia: Hilarious!

So, you remember the dude who dumped me who I wasn’t really dating at the time?
Now we are dating for reals. He is 11.5 years older than me, no lie, but he’s a nice guy so whatever. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, right, or so said the late, great, Aaliyah?
Wrong.
It’s a little [...]


CBD

Okay.
After a bit of blog wandering, (starting from here, and then through here, and ending up here), I’ve officially signed myself up for a Crazy Blind Date.  This is a date where the company contacts you within 24 hours of your prospective date via text message, and matches you up with someone who fits your [...]


Back with a Vengance.

So… lo and behold, I get a call from Grace the other day. This is the conversation I had in my head before picking up the phone:
‘WTF?? Grace never calls me. This must be something Sad. Sigh. related. Or else she’s getting me back for vomiting all over myself the last time [...]