Sometimes you end up DDing your drunkass friends back from Long Beach and when you park, you find this:

Thank god for StrongCannon who, despite the shock of seeing “jingle jangles”, managed to pull Harp out of my car and into the backseat of a Kia where he remained passed out, ass in the air, until he woke up sweating from the hot, Mexican sun, and called me at 10:30am to ask how the hell he ended up sleeping in a car overnight.

I have yet to hire a forensics team to examine the integrity of my poor Prius for signs of being “harp’d.”