Rude As Shit
Heat waves hate me
If heat waves loved me, they would occur on their own time without inconveniencing me in any manner. Unfortunately, heat waves hate me so they’re pretty into making sure they’re going to happen wherever I’m going. After the Pacific Northwest I thought nothing could be that bad - but of course hot weather had to [...]
Can I please just win the lottery?
After actually actively searching for houses for the past couple of weeks I’m pretty tired of not having enough money to buy something that’s actually worth buying. Is that too unreasonable to want to just instantly have millions? C’mon!
More lushy than I am…
Moths like white wine.
They really really like it.
I know this because I left a glass with a tiny bit of white wine on my coffee table last night, and when I went to put it in the sink I looked down and saw 4 dead moths in it.
I screamed.
Homeless Tendencies
In the past two days I’ve been accused of being homeless by two different people. First, I was ridiculed by Abe for the way I looked in a borrowed, oversized army jacket - that I agree with but it was freezing and windy as hell, and I’m a sensible lady. I don’t make disproportionately muscled [...]
Baltimore scared me
Tonight, Baltimore scared the shit out of me not because of the creepy people roaming the trash-filled streets at night, not because of the squalor portrayed in The Wire, but because some insane beetle decided out of nowhere to fly into the room I’m staying in, hover towards the lamp while loudly buzzing it’s creepyass [...]