Sad. Sigh.
The dog who chipped my tooth died
My mom just told me Skipper, a family friend’s dog, died and I’m sitting at my desk kind of tearing up because dogs are assholes like that. Skipper was a fox hound or terrier of sorts, very active, very ready to go. I was playing with him in high school and he was so cute [...]
SMRT
Sigh.
Another relationship down the toilet.
And why? Did I display an appalling act of drunkenness that sent my mature, older boyfriend running for the hills? Did I cheat with an 18 year old? Did I go on and on and on about how awesome New York City is and how I am trying to move there [...]
Sigh.
So, sometimes I still get carded for cigarettes.
Sigh.
School Sucks, you guys.
Maybe a little consolation/commiseration for my fellows taking (taken? I don’t know) the Bar.
I just totaled up the # of words and money that I’m going to be going through in my B-School apps over the next 4 months.
12,000 words. $1,300.
Glurg.
Do NOT Sad.Sigh this.
A Text Message Conversation:
Grace: How much would it take for you to run your tongue around in phelps’ mouf?
Dennis: A lot. But I might lick his outie for free. Do NOT sadsigh this.
Grace: Do you think if yuo licked the roof of his mouth you could feel both sides of his teeth?
Dennis: Yes.
Well, there [...]