Stupid
Beautiful spam poetry
“Eva Longoria Fake”
Would, never committed suicide hard could.
Case youre week hasnt so.
Play skank card weve hadnear nipple.
Fake happy face ads your ad!
Find here it for youlaquo home, bottomless. Daughter dumped rap husband young fears.
Friday december seems be! Switch parent mia honey marriage director.
Touching after, jumpdamn love her more every day glad.
An album duets called, whole.
Evilbeet [...]
Oxymoron
Something about wrist braces and gang signs doesn’t quite work out. Nevertheless, I present my thug appeal:
Crazy Pills Redux
Yeah I know it’s cheating; posting an old myspace blog on sadsigh. But I haven’t posted a dern thing on here since it’s inception so I figure- post something now, get used to the idea, and eventually start posting new sorrowful soughs. (Oh yeah- that opening poem’s not mine but I forgot whose it is. [...]
Softboiled Idiot
I’ve decided that waiting until the point of starvation and then eating Angelina Jolie’s babies is not exactly a good way to stay healthy. I can’t really help what time I eat dinner since I never know when I’ll be working late (p.s. it’s every day). But I decided I would eat some protein in [...]
Never make out with shady guys who deliver furniture at a party no matter how hot they are
So- I would like to preface my first “blog” by saying that I am living in the Philippines. On an island that is pulsating with sexual energy i swear, so please don’t judge. Also- for those that are at all stomach-weak at mention of homosexual activity please do not read on. Actually- that is probably [...]