Stupid

Softboiled Idiot

I’ve decided that waiting until the point of starvation and then eating Angelina Jolie’s babies is not exactly a good way to stay healthy. I can’t really help what time I eat dinner since I never know when I’ll be working late (p.s. it’s every day). But I decided I would eat some protein in [...]


Never make out with shady guys who deliver furniture at a party no matter how hot they are

So- I would like to preface my first “blog” by saying that I am living in the Philippines. On an island that is pulsating with sexual energy i swear, so please don’t judge. Also- for those that are at all stomach-weak at mention of homosexual activity please do not read on. Actually- that is probably [...]


Stupid

I am stupid.  This is why I can never succeed in life.  I just spent a good 30 minutes (if not more), listing all the email addresses for the people in my group at work for someone in another department.  I just realized there is a feature that allows me to email everyone in my [...]


that’s brilliants !

I hate talking on aim. That probably has to do with me having no friends. It’s easier to type a few brilliants cursory words to someone rather than calling them and actually engaging in some sort of human to human interaction. Ew. Who does that? I heard that’s how you get Herpagonasyphlaids.
But then, I [...]