Trashy
Stay-in-Bed Lady/Baby
After a couple weeks of being a devoted stay-in-bed lady I started getting out of the house more, walking to places, or going on mini food excursions to occupy my time. However, I was inspired to start a new site so I poured some time into it last night and again this morning (right before [...]
Financial Crisis!
Last night I actually kissed a piece of mail for the first time.
I got my check for my 2nd job. It was 5 days late. I kissed it because I had been freaking out all week. I don’t get paid until next Wednesday and I had $30 in my bank account and no food. There [...]
How I Know I’m Really Unhappy
…I just applied for a job in West Virginia.
But it’s 25% European travel. So that’s OK right? I’d just have to be based in West Virginia. Right? RIGHT?!
Pedophilia: Hilarious!
So, you remember the dude who dumped me who I wasn’t really dating at the time?
Now we are dating for reals. He is 11.5 years older than me, no lie, but he’s a nice guy so whatever. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, right, or so said the late, great, Aaliyah?
Wrong.
It’s a little [...]
Drunk happens
Sometimes you end up DDing your drunkass friends back from Long Beach and when you park, you find this:
Thank god for StrongCannon who, despite the shock of seeing “jingle jangles”, managed to pull Harp out of my car and into the backseat of a Kia where he remained passed out, ass in the air, until [...]