So- I would like to preface my first “blog” by saying that I am living in the Philippines. On an island that is pulsating with sexual energy i swear, so please don’t judge. Also- for those that are at all stomach-weak at mention of homosexual activity please do not read on. Actually- that is probably a good disclaimer for ANY entry I write here- altough this particular entry contains very very mild content of that sort.
So- I arrive to my place at 7:30 AM on Saturday having been out all night. I have random blotches of henna smeared over my legs, elbows, and arms. My feet are caked in dirt. My white shirt is browned from a mixture of henna, dirt, grass stains, and god knows what else. My ass and back are bruised and sore from jumping on who I can’t even remember and falling smack down on the concrete. I am missing my digital camera- and I have a phone that smells like shit because it was clogged in a toilet and also missing the battery. Definition of a mess. Not cute.